the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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