I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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