4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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