I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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