Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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