just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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