so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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