There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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