Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
