i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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