i can't believe i had my finger in that
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
