You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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