Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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