just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
