I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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