I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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