Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just want to make out with him forever
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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