Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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