i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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