The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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