i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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