I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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