so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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