found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I did not marry a roomba.
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