now i know why i became what i already was.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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