But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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