im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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