It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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