Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I smell like Dick and happiness
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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