real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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