have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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