She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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