Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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