Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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