It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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