So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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This is the high leading the old right now
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum