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(864): View more from South Carolina

we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me

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(864): we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me http://tfl.nu/3ztm

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Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me

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It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous

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(630): Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me (1-630): It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous http://tfl.nu/qwdq

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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?

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(506): No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude? http://tfl.nu/wnbm

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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her

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(714): We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her http://tfl.nu/ekrz

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(256): View more from Alabama

Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy

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(256): Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy http://tfl.nu/ele7

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(210): View more from Texas

Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.

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(210): Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move. http://tfl.nu/2sh4

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage

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(952): Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage http://tfl.nu/dzdl

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(270): View more from Kentucky

how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."

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(270): how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards." http://tfl.nu/tgkg

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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.

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(785): We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool. http://tfl.nu/h5uz

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(408): View more from California

In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals

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(408): In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals http://tfl.nu/45rk

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(520): View more from Arizona

This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.

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(520): This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina. http://tfl.nu/8kic

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(843): View more from South Carolina

These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.

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(843): These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds. http://tfl.nu/t12w

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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"

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(519): The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING" http://tfl.nu/92g2

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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.

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(334): i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears. http://tfl.nu/d46z

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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere

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Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever

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(613): I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere (514): Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever http://tfl.nu/1t8i

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