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(702): View more from Nevada

I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.

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(925): View more from California

After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.

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(212): View more from New York

it was like a zeppelin in a condom

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(503): View more from Oregon

I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.

(1-503): View more from Oregon

My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.

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(925): View more from California

she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"

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(802): View more from Vermont

Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable

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(818): View more from California

you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Oh dear. Sending much love.

(1-540): View more from Virginia

Just send a machete.

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