don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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