I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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