She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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