You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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