idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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