Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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