guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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