am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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