ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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