Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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