There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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