Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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