It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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