How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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