tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
In America we eat man semen.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
