remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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