My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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