i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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