Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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